Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

He fucked his mommy in stockings and didn't pant — adult sex is like that

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

And he's bargaining, too! You're here to clean, so polish your dick!

I came home and fucked myself - my wife took my dick and fucked me

Why cheat - my wife jerks my titfuck and squirts on my hand

Went over to his wife's house while she washed and cums all over her face 👌

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

The courier was fucked up — she met me naked and asked me to spank her