I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Not to get laid on a date, I'll go with my vibrator in my pussy

I thought he was going to cum from footjob, but no — cum in my pussy

Put a titty behind the wheel, if we get burned at the car wash, let them fuck her

You don't want to show your tits? I'll fuck you and show you how pretty you are

No, brother, it's about time — I just had my finger in my pussy

Puts her breasts out and jerks her dick to fuck between her tits

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Hooked up with a body hottie: I haven't fucked such juicy pussy yet

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

I almost tore my mouth off with my dick: I didn't come until I was crying

Brother, don't mind - I give you a blowjob and you fuck that doll in the anus

Chubby won't let you sleep until she's bouncing on his dick — well

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

I don't even know your name, and whatever — let's fuck faster

What a naughty little cutie — it makes me want to lick her pussy

That's how you have to fondle the clitoris to cum in five minutes

Surprised me in the middle of the entryway — yes, she gave right on the stairs

Here's my dick, pick it up with your mouth and fuck it with your pussy

I'm going to wake the guy up with a blowjob, because my pussy is already wet and I want to cum

You suck a fat cock well — let's see how it goes in the pussy

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing