"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

I know how to trick my beloved into sex — she raised her beautiful legs for my dick

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

Demonstrably rubbed it with the hope that there would soon be a penis there

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Tourists around stunned — Russian cutie decided to swim naked

Took her by the hair and put it on her dick — I almost choked on her sperm

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

My pussy was so juicy it was coming out of my panties, I rubbed it for a buzz

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Grabbed my hair and put it on my dick — yeah, that's a good way to fuck

That's it: he fucked the doll, but all his sperm went back into Sasha Rose

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

She admitted that she fucks me for a reason, and she's already in the pussy

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Don't tell me what to do, I know — I have to get up and pull my pantyhose down

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm