Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

You can't ruin a friendship with sex, and if your dick is big, you can make it stronger

And she knows how to please a guy - 1st date, and already on his dick

Fuck, Kolya, I want to fuck you, and your girlfriend is going home. Fuck me quick

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

What are you looking at, fuck! Am I just showing off my tits?

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

Psst, stranger girl, who in a train masturbates? Let me help you 😏

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

I undressed in front of my son's friend — I just need to wash the stain right away

I thought my husband was asleep, so I fucked him... Okay, there's no shame in getting drunk

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

Who's seducing who? There's no need for a hot milf to break down

A glass of booze and an underfucked young mother asking for a massage

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

We've met, we've had a drink, it's time to go to the bathroom, we're going to fuck