Thought he loved me, but all he left behind was a creampie

I sucked him off just to fuck him, and he came inside me, also twice

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Face it, maids, your husband won't give you that much money for sex

You want a creampie, but you're afraid of getting pregnant — cum in the ass

Your studies aren't going anywhere, take your mind off it, your balls are hurting

Well, I can't say no to a guy if he wants to do anal

Now how do I explain to my husband why I have so much sperm in my mouth?

Decent wives greet their husbands with indecent talk and fucking

Bumped everyone in Apex, and now I'm standing here — now they're going to bump me

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

I wanted to show the view from the ferris wheel, but she already has a penis in her mouth

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

Don't panic! While your girlfriend is busy, her mom will blow you

I signed the documents, now I can get into the secretary's pussy

The tits are so big and soft — I jerked off between them and came in the same way

To stop a guy from pussyfooting around on a short skirt, she placated him with a fuck

Wow, how jerked off — barely lasted 5 minutes, could you have lasted longer?

Who gives a fuck — hid the whore in the closet to stick it in his wife, too

I thought it would break, but she had no problem taking it in her mouth and sucking it

Quid pro quo — now don't deny it, but enjoy your cock

My pussy was so juicy it was coming out of my panties, I rubbed it for a buzz

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?