Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

Fill me with sperm so that I scream from the risk of getting high

Why should I watch her masturbate? I'm gonna go over there and fuck her

Lost - suck it, for a guy I won't tell, well, only if we fuck some more

I turned it on with my tongue, fondled it with my fingers, but you need a penis to have an orgasm

A friend spotted me masturbating in the bathroom and was already embarrassed to say no

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

She gave him her pussy on one condition: no cum inside

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

You showed me your tits — so come on, you little pussy, jump on the dick

And licked my pussy and rubbed my dick, but when are you going to fuck me?

I'll fuck her with beautiful lingerie, I won't even take off my panties

There's a lot of sperm coming out of a big penis — everyone knows that

And this bitch knows how to jerk off — sperm shot out of his dick like a fountain

I gave you a pink pussy, but I feel more like anal. May I?

I can't wait till I get home and put it on my dick

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you

You're kind of skinny for a big dick — I'll stick my finger in first

I dreamed so much about cunnilingus, and I came after only five minutes. Can I get some more?

I took my girlfriend to the country, but I forgot the condoms — it's okay, I'll cum in her

I like to have my dick in me and cum on my face — can you handle it?

I'd give it to you without tying you up, but yeah, you can't go deep enough

Oops, cums thong on the delivery girl — well, I'll buy it for my wife anyway

She can't undress or cum herself — I have to do everything