I won't interfere with my wife fucking her friend — I'll just jerk off quietly

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

Did you call a plumber? Let me check your pipes and wet pussy

Yes, we'll fuck her in any position on the stream, as long as we get donations

We were going to play board games, but suddenly became swingers

All right, I'll let a guy fuck his girlfriend so long as he doesn't leave me

Lucky wife — served a business partner and the deal went through

The girlfriends got bored — they called their neighbor, at least he has a penis

And while the lesbians are busy cunnilingus, I'll put it on the sly, too

"Girls, stop kissing and pay attention to my dick."

One friend gets a dick, the other a vibrator. It's not like I can tear myself apart

If a girl brought a hottie herself for fmf — is that cheating or not?

You brought a friend to brag about your boyfriend? Now you two can suck it