"Thanks for helping with the test, now can we get laid?"

If you don't want to make breakfast, you get plenty of sperm in your eyes

"He'll give it to her anyway," he thought, and went to his ex-girlfriend's

I couldn't cum on my own, so I called my boyfriend to help me

No place to meet guys — I masturbate so I don't go crazy

Caught his girlfriend watching porn and showed her how to fuck

Another morning with a girlfriend who always wants to fuck

A friend girl noticed that I got horny while I was taking pictures of her for Twitter