I couldn't tell a guy that I sucked my brother's dick — I had to lie

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

Let's be clear. I hired a maid for sex, and I'm gonna ask my wife to clean up

Wife cheats behind her husband's back while he's engrossed in a soap opera

Fuck my sister right on the stream, let her boyfriend learn how to fuck

Lost - suck it, for a guy I won't tell, well, only if we fuck some more

I should've married this one, she's got bigger tits and ready to suckle