I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

My boyfriend's cheating on me and I can't? Boom, I'm on my friend's dick

Oops, fucked the girl's sister - but I had nothing to do with it, they have the same asses!

Fuck all you want, but don't tell the guy how I pay my rent

Pretend you can't see and take pictures — my boyfriend wants nudes