Jerking off on my sister, that's not right. You should have fucked her right away

Sex instead of rent? That's a great idea, sister, I agree

Seduced an ex for sex, provided her boyfriend doesn't find out 🤫

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Oh, husband, you'd know how much I'm looking forward to you - but I do give a doggystyle friend