Professor, you can fuck me with your hand in the toilet, as long as you give me an "A"

My sister's husband couldn't help it — I'll give anal and squirt if I'm lucky

Honey, a blowjob is not cheating. I only suck my friend's dick, but I don't give it in the pussy

Son, you cum in my mouth and then go to sleep, but not a word to Daddy, okay?