"Listen, friend, I'm sick of being friends with you, take your pants off already."

Until my NFT art sells out, I'm going to make money the old-fashioned way

I already suck your dick, why are you slapping me in the face like that?

Yeah, my sister's dumb since she's stuck in the washer, but fucking her is cool

Almost missed her class because her boyfriend demanded another blowjob

And why would you jerk yourself off when there are so many strangers in the hotel 🤷‍♀️

Say no more — get on your knees and open your mouth, you're going to suck

Why do you need to learn English? Do what you know how to do — suck a dick

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

When your girlfriend is sick, stick your dick in, it will cure her 💯

Ooh, peach is showing her 🍑 I'm gonna fuck her right up like that

I like to get laid on New Year's Eve — then I get good presents

Honey, I only have five minutes, hurry up and fill me up with sperm

Not dressed vegan, but she sucked a dick. I don't judge that

While she's sucking me off, she's masturbating herself, getting ready for the cock inside her

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you