I'm a realtor, so I do what I can - usually on my client's dick 😋

Why is the fucking delivery so expensive? I'm gonna have to cheat on my husband again

If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

I don't know how to thank you for the 1st date - I'll sit on my dick, so be it

I let her in, she fucked me and stayed - is that how relationships work?

Stranger girl and sucked my dick, and doggystyle stood up, that's a good run I had

Yeah, I gave it to the first guy I met. You gotta pay for the trip somehow

She left her boyfriend to go fuck himself. Fuck the first guy you meet, will you fuck him?

Didn't find a live cucumber with the power of the earth, but found a blonde to fuck

Yes, she gave it to the first man she met for money. Once is not a prostitute

Oh, is there a problem with your dick? Get it out now, I'll help you