Got the sex epidemic virus, now she has rabies uteri 😱

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

I was timid, but she did it all by herself — every virgin's dream

The courier turned out to be a fool, it wasn't hard to convince him to get his dick

Don't let her down, give your boss a squirt and you'll get a bonus 😘