I don't like to sleep alone, I'd rather sleep with a roommate! And as a bonus, I get cum on my ass

Why is the fucking delivery so expensive? I'm gonna have to cheat on my husband again

Whoever I live with, I get tits and cums. I know the dorm laws

No-strings-attached sex goes a long way. There's a creampie in me and it's a shock 🤯

Public sex? She's okay with it. We fuck in the car, we're cool

First I finger her, then I fuck her, and she's a total ballbuster

Everyone thinks I'm getting a regular massage and I'm having orgasms

When will the plumber realize it's not a pipe, it's my pussy that's leaking 🥲

- You'll stop jerking off after sex! - Stepmom, what are you implying?

I'll share my wife with a friend, but only with a condom, I love that fucker

I've stretched my ass, but I don't have a condom, so it's just gonna be anal and blowjobs

Work postponed - I accidentally fmf'd the girls 😳

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

I don't get it - you cum on your stomach and then you put it inside? Are you an idiot?

I'm not gonna fuck my sister with a creampie? Don't hide the vibrator

Fired! Oh, boobs...🤤 Fucked off and rehired!

You like to fuck, you like to swallow cum. I'm not gonna cum in you

I went in and fucked the shit out of her, and I cum in her mouth

The girl gives it to me, I lick her, then I fuck her, so she knows we're serious

I've got my tits out, I'm not gonna spill it all over anyone

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

A friend told his wife to fuck - fuck her, that doesn't make him a cuckold, does it?

Blushing from lack of oxygen, and then orgasm - getting high

She likes that kind of attitude