I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

You don't care if you put a bottle or a dick in your pussy? 😨

She jerked me off with her legs, and I thanked her by giving her a pussy-jerk

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

She caresses her pussy and strokes her tits — you can tell she wants it on her dick

Spreads her long beautiful legs in front of her dick for her hair

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

I think she guessed that I had cum inside her. What to do?

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Not without a blowjob, she likes to fuck her mouth with her dick — so be it

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

His pussy is red from rubbing, and his belly is covered in sperm — but he won't jerk off

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

This beauty is always naked even in the kitchen and ready to expose her pussy

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

You don't have to say good night to me — I sleep better after sex

Honey, do you know that you have to pay for expensive vacations with sex?

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert