I've already stretched my pussy, so all you have to do is cum in it

She'll fuck you herself! Get your dick ready for full immersion 🥵

As soon as I saw those dimensions, I knew she'd be a creampie

Son, I'll suck your dick tomorrow, I promise — but watch and jerk off today

A guy's having his first sex and no condom, so it's anal and blowjobs

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Did I lose to my son? Although it's been a long time since I've been with him

I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

My stepmother's not a fuck and I'm not a virgin, but my father's a fool