I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

My stepmother's not a fuck and I'm not a virgin, but my father's a fool

A guy's having his first sex and no condom, so it's anal and blowjobs

Son, I'll suck your dick tomorrow, I promise — but watch and jerk off today

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

She'll fuck you herself! Get your dick ready for full immersion 🥵

Did I lose to my son? Although it's been a long time since I've been with him

As soon as I saw those dimensions, I knew she'd be a creampie