As soon as I saw those dimensions, I knew she'd be a creampie

Son, I'll suck your dick tomorrow, I promise — but watch and jerk off today

She'll fuck you herself! Get your dick ready for full immersion 🥵

Did I lose to my son? Although it's been a long time since I've been with him

A guy's having his first sex and no condom, so it's anal and blowjobs

I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

My stepmother's not a fuck and I'm not a virgin, but my father's a fool