Made a babe swallow cock to distract from a boring book

He had to work and she had to get laid, so she had to help

Pulled up a realtor's skirt and fucked a doggystyle for only 100 bucks

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

I'm your new roommate and I'll do anything for toilet paper!

Lying to his wife about being late at work, while he's fucking his mistress