He had to work and she had to get laid, so she had to help

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Made a babe swallow cock to distract from a boring book

Pulled up a realtor's skirt and fucked a doggystyle for only 100 bucks

She guessed right away that it was a penis, because she sucks one every day

Lying to his wife about being late at work, while he's fucking his mistress