"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 40.7K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

Courier, are you out of your fucking mind? Standing in front of me naked and jerking off your dick

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

If my husband licked me like that, I'd come every day and I wouldn't cheat

Can't the crypto wait? I'd like to fuck and cum in my mouth

I don't jerk off, I do eromassage! I can give you a blowjob if you give me money

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

That's what love is 🫰 You see her ass and you get a boner

How naive! Trusting a stranger for money, what will happen? 🫢

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick