"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 40.4K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

If my husband licked me like that, I'd come every day and I wouldn't cheat

Can't the crypto wait? I'd like to fuck and cum in my mouth

You talked me into a threesome - but I want you to share the sperm 🤤

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

How naive! Trusting a stranger for money, what will happen? 🫢

She just walked in and grabbed his dick 🥵 What a good wife

This maid's got a lot of work to do, so don't fuck her around too long