"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 42.1K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

I'm in the bathroom and you're cheating on me 😱 You're dumping on my friend's face

I got fucked by my husband 🫣 My husband promised me a promotion for that

Courier, are you out of your fucking mind? Standing in front of me naked and jerking off your dick

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

We'll have sex, don't worry—I can tell your dick's getting hard 🤤

I'm a married man! But you're so cute, will you give me a blowjob? 🙏 😌

Massage can wait - for that kind of money, let the client fuck me 👉👈

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

I have a husband, but he rarely fucks, so I have to give clients a discount

She's getting naked and seducing me! 😳 Is that her way of hinting at sex?

She fucking sucks 🥵 I forgot who the president is and what year it is

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick