"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 41.0K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

I got fucked by my husband 🫣 My husband promised me a promotion for that

A fight with a girlfriend is no big deal 😌 Her girlfriend's pussy is ready for sex

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

He's got an Asian girl on his dick today - fucked that titty right 😈

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

Is that ovulation? Why else would she have sex with her stepson 🫣

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

If my husband licked me like that, I'd come every day and I wouldn't cheat

Can't the crypto wait? I'd like to fuck and cum in my mouth

I don't fuck on the first date, you know! But you're so cute, fuck you 🥹

You wanted a quickie? No, I'm gonna sit on your face first 🤤

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet