"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 40.1K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

For my girlfriend, blowjobs are not cheating! I got a blowjob with an Asian girl

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

If my husband licked me like that, I'd come every day and I wouldn't cheat

Can't the crypto wait? I'd like to fuck and cum in my mouth

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

I like her better than my wife, so I cum on her face

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Who goes out with friends like that? Clearly, he wants to cum