"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 40.3K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

For my girlfriend, blowjobs are not cheating! I got a blowjob with an Asian girl

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

You talked me into a threesome - but I want you to share the sperm 🤤

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

If my husband licked me like that, I'd come every day and I wouldn't cheat

Can't the crypto wait? I'd like to fuck and cum in my mouth

"Lick me to orgasm!" - That's how I found a job for my soul 👅

You got caught jerking off, all right 🙄 Give me your dick, I've been wanting it for a long time

I like her better than my wife, so I cum on her face

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no