"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 41.3K

I'm in the bathroom and you're cheating on me 😱 You're dumping on my friend's face

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

A fight with a girlfriend is no big deal 😌 Her girlfriend's pussy is ready for sex

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

She fucking sucks 🥵 I forgot who the president is and what year it is

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

If my husband licked me like that, I'd come every day and I wouldn't cheat

Can't the crypto wait? I'd like to fuck and cum in my mouth

You wanted a quickie? No, I'm gonna sit on your face first 🤤

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

Let's do it without a condom 🙂 I like you and you have a nice dick