"I don't get it, who are you?" — "I'm your birthday present!" 42.0K

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

I'm in the bathroom and you're cheating on me 😱 You're dumping on my friend's face

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

My wife's girlfriend's friend turned out to be a whore 🥵 And I really need to cum

I got fucked by my husband 🫣 My husband promised me a promotion for that

Yeah, I'm about to get fucked, and it's time for you to get your dick out for jerking off

She's getting naked and seducing me! 😳 Is that her way of hinting at sex?

We'll have sex, don't worry—I can tell your dick's getting hard 🤤

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

I'm a married man! But you're so cute, will you give me a blowjob? 🙏 😌

Massage can wait - for that kind of money, let the client fuck me 👉👈

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

I have a husband, but he rarely fucks, so I have to give clients a discount

She fucking sucks 🥵 I forgot who the president is and what year it is