My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

I won't interfere with my wife fucking her friend — I'll just jerk off quietly

Did you call a plumber? Let me check your pipes and wet pussy

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

You wanted to be a cuckold, so watch me shoving other people's sperm in me

Gave his wife one last chance to fuck another man before the wedding