Once you try animal sex, regular sex is no longer satisfying

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

Why be ashamed of her husband — she dressed up like a whore and asked him to fuck her

I grabbed you and put you on my dick, and I'm gonna fuck you till you're done

Why are you clamping my mouth? Let the neighbors know you're getting it on in here

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

Honey, you're just in time, I'm tired of masturbating myself

He came home from work angry and showed his redheaded wife who was boss

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you