You're fucking cheating on me. Here, hold two dicks at the same time

Honey, and you have a hot friend 🔥 Doesn't he want mfm, well what if he does?

I don't give a fuck about board games, I'm going to my neighbor's to have sex 🫢

I carry my wife in my arms ( ̶n̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶e̶), but she cheats - okay, I'll forgive her