Take off your clothes and come inside me, that's the free massage I got

All I can think about is men. I gave it to my professor, too, and he came on my tits

She came in naked, so I fucked her. I had to get a boner

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

My beloved is asleep, so she's tired - I won't wake her up, I'll insert my dick right away

What have I done to you, wife? You've got your lover's cock down your throat

Don't fidget, spread your pretty legs, your orgasm is in my hands

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

🫣 I came, but don't tell the guys

And she squirts, and swallows, and washes dishes - he didn't get married for nothing, she's perfect

I fucked her and gave her two orgasms 💪 How did you spend your summer?

You've got a bigger dick than the guy! Let's fuck, it'll be our secret

Fucking hell, I asked a guy to fuck harder and that's what he did

I'm not comfortable jerking off and talking on the phone. I'll cum and call you back

You like touching tits? Give me money and I'll spread my legs for you

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Can I fuck you and cum in your mouth? My wife won't let me do that

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

No money, but I've got tits! I also suck deep and swallow cum

Installed a camera in the bathroom to film sex with girlfriends

Baby, do you want me to fuck you like your cuckold never did?

"I said suck it" - pfft, no one expected that ending!

I rub up against a stranger in the elevator, she'll either fuck me or suck me off 🫣

She's wearing an XS size miniskirt 😳 I knew right away it was a hint of sex 😏