Oh, sorry I woke you up, I just wanted to sperm inside so bad

When I get my boobs done, I'll jerk off between your tits, but in the meantime, fuck in your pussy

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Honey, you're acting like a whore — it's been a long time since I fucked you, I guess

I just had time to scream and get the fuck out of rudeness, but I asked for more

Caught his beloved masturbating and clearly showed that the penis is better

I know my friends are watching us fuck — let them be jealous

Daddy, don't be sick, you can even stick your dick in me if it helps

What are you yelling about, you agreed to anal and mfm

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

Let daddy in your chubby pussy — it's not the first time we've fucked

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

The tutor asked me to undress, "Do I take my panties off too?"

The instructor saw my airbags and immediately gave me my license

Barely talked her friend into fmf and ended up sharing her sperm, too

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

When is my brother going to realize that I'm not just rubbing his dick for no reason?

I blow one or the other — they still don't get a chance in the pussy

Rimming, cunnilingus, fucking and cum on their faces — swapping wives as much as they could

We almost became lesbians, but we remembered that there are guys at sex parties