She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Girl, who works out like that? You can't burn calories without a dick in your ass

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Took her by the hair and put it on her dick — I almost choked on her sperm

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Yeah, it's good to fuck a guy when you've already jumped on another dick

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

Asking if I'm ready to suck my dick — my dick is always ready, go ahead

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Moved his girlfriend, or her friend girl without a dick is quite sad

Seductive babe licked her dick and waits to be inserted into her

Teased my ass, hinted at all sorts of things, but my dick is still in my throat

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick