Girls weren't interested until my mom showed me her boobs, and I got up right away

Well, son, don't let me down - fuck me to orgasm while no one is home

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

Mom, take my virginity or I'll tell Dad you're fucking the neighbor

Mom, are you sure it's a surprise for me? Okay, I'll fuck you, I'll deal with it later

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Mom, I fucked you in the throat, learn rimming - you'll surprise Dad later

Son, I showed you my tits and took your virginity

I'm a milf, and I haven't had a mfm with blacks yet! I need to fix this

Fucking psychologist, now how can I prove that I'm not a dick addict?

Do you like watching your wife cheat? Congratulations, you're a cuckold

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

Do you want to be a secretary? Does semen look good on your face?

Son, you should have come inside! I hope my dad doesn't notice the sperm

Never seen a mother masturbate? I'll fix that

Courier, why is it so expensive? Well, let me suck your dick too, it's even better

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

Didn't fuck her pregnant girlfriend, but she jerks off just as well as sex

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Once a year on New Year's Eve a milf gives it to me, and the creampie lets me

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

He fucked the secretary's ass - now he's going to submit his reports in advance