Oops, wrong number, but it's got a bigger dick than my husband's, so I'll stay

I'm fucking a milf and she's screaming - if only her husband wouldn't wake up, he'd burn her😥

I'm sitting here and you're jerking off? You can't come without a brother's dick anyway

What a dick my brother's got, it's blurred my memory... Forgot he had a boyfriend

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

Who chooses her stepmother's underwear, fucks her (as long as her father doesn't burn her)

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

Fucking my mind in her classes - so I got to her pussy

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

And she knows how to please a guy - 1st date, and already on his dick

What are you looking at, fuck! Am I just showing off my tits?

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

Relax, honey, don't cheat in front of me. Get high off someone else's dick, you can

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

I undressed in front of my son's friend — I just need to wash the stain right away