The patient's arm hurts, his wife is away... Well, I'll suck it, I'm a nurse

Fucked up the psychologist with stories about cheating — now he's going to fuck her up

My father's new whore is an upstart, the kind you can only shut up with your dick

She waited for a fucker, but she waited for her brother — but she'll find out about that later

Thanks for letting me fuck your wife, but it's... the condom broke

I don't cheat for a guy, but sometimes I blow his friends in the entryway

Loving husband allowed that giant black cock inside

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

You don't have enough money! — You want more, open your mouth for a blowjob

Called a whore and her mother came, wanted a blowjob and asked to cum

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

Bro, I know how to play, just give me that vibrating gamepad

That's my wife over there (playing), and that's my friend girl (sucking my dick)

Wait till you give me a ticket — look at my boobs

Used to mfm — sucks her husband and doesn't let her friend's dick out of her hand

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too