Called a whore and her mother came, wanted a blowjob and asked to cum

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

Bro, I know how to play, just give me that vibrating gamepad

That's my wife over there (playing), and that's my friend girl (sucking my dick)

Wait till you give me a ticket — look at my boobs

Used to mfm — sucks her husband and doesn't let her friend's dick out of her hand

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Almost burned with shame, but licked her friend's pussy in front of her boyfriend

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Moved his girlfriend, or her friend girl without a dick is quite sad

Anal with the maid is a nice bonus to cleaning, but not a word to the wife

Never mind the friend girl on my dick, as long as I'm kissing you

I forgot that my husband was home, and I almost burst out in orgasm

Showed my mom my dick to help me deal with my complexes

So, fuck, you interrupted me, you're gonna see me through to the end, so