I'll pick Danica Mori on the dating site — she sure likes it rough

Picked up a gorgeous hooker and banged her with a fat dick in the entryway

Gave to the professor, sucked in the throat - and so I'm sure I'll be a polyglot soon?

Why waste time on a guy when your brother has a thicker, bigger dick?

Fucked a lesbian, and no wonder - a real dick is irreplaceable