"Don't tickle me, or I'll wet the whole couch with squirt!"

My friend's mom didn't wear panties on purpose and helped me grow up

Are you squirting on me? So I helped you out of the washer

She doesn't know it yet, but in a second sperm will come out of her pussy

Somebody's mama's getting wet just thinking about your dick — listen to this

It's this vibrator, not a soap opera, that helps me wait for my boyfriend to get home from work