You see, son, there's not enough sex... — Well, what am I supposed to do? I'll comfort you

I would never dare fuck a friend's mom, she's the one, honestly!

I hinted at sex, she gave it right away. Mature women never say no

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out

Fuck, you talentless pacifier, fuck off, let your mother suck it already

The whole town saw me fucking my friend's mom 👀 And she suggested it

I take a risk, but I hide my naked sister under the blanket so my mom won't notice

This is what parents do when they are home alone