It's good to be a programmer — I fixed my laptop and now I have it up my ass

"You're going away forever, at least let me cum in you one last time."

You can fuck my girlfriend for the apartment, just don't hurt her

A guy films his friend fucking two whores at once

Gave his girlfriend a vibrator for her birthday and taught her how to use it

"I took you to a restaurant, now you swallow my cum."

He cums down my throat and doesn't even say thank you

I make sure he doesn't come inside - when you finish fucking him, put his sperm on his tits

Who goes to a porn audition with a virginity? Okay, fuck you

Holds the pigtails so they don't get in the way of going deeper into the throat

Just dreamed that his brother was fucking — and there he was, right there

I don't care if it's my sister, I haven't fucked a big ass yet and I'm not going to miss my chance

You can't go home because your parents are there, but you can also give a blowjob in the entryway

Convinced the silly secretary that covid should be inoculated vaginally

"Just buy a mop and a rag, and I'll blow you right down the hall for it."

Rewatched an anime — called up a plump chick and fucked her on the couch

Suggested sex and creampie instead of playing sudoku and she said yes

Beloved wanted to cum on the stairs and the guy could not refuse her

Sister, do you give her boyfriend blow jobs? Yes? Give me one, too!

The Russian babe is in a lot of pain during her first anal

Mom had to jack off on her own because her son came too fast

Are you nuts? I'm not having sex and you're jerking off, I'll sit on your dick and you'll come

Does ero massage and fucking come with it? Then I'll come inside you too 😏

Ahhh, fuck, he's got an Apple Watch on his dick instead of an erection ring