Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

She asked me to put it in her asshole, she doesn't need a finger there

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

Show your tits and take off your panties, beach sex is romantic

He's a fucking wanker, so he came off right away — could you do it any longer?

That's a happy squirt — and all I gave her was flowers

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

Demonstrably rubbed it with the hope that there would soon be a penis there

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Tourists around stunned — Russian cutie decided to swim naked

I didn't know how to wake her up — I stuck my fingers in her pussy and it went

I've already filled your pussy with cum, but I'll keep fucking you until you cum

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Took her by the hair and put it on her dick — I almost choked on her sperm

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Friend girl, why don't you give me a hand job, it's been a year since I've had a man?

Patient, what are you standing there for, take off your pants — I'll jerk you off and make you feel better

Tied her hands to keep her from shoving his cock up to her throat