Tried mfm - it's a high! Even swallowed both of them 💦👄

Are you crazy? You have a man without sex and you're masturbating

How could I not stick it in an Asian girl's ass? Suddenly it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience

I wasn't going to cum in you, but oops - now you're a mom-to-be!

I'll suck your balls, you lick your cum, we're friends. ❤️

Orgasm is for me, and a friend's camisole is for me. I can't have your sperm, bro

Cums face instead of helping with the exam. Does the professor have to suck on it, too?

I shouldn't have given my wife to my friends, they fucked her anus with two dicks

He put it on my dick and pressed it down, and I thought it couldn't get any deeper

What are you doing, bro, I don't get it? The guy's gonna hear me come

That wasn't the deal, bro - you asked for a feel, not an insertion

My boyfriend's cheated on me before, but he's never fucked my girlfriend in front of me

Cum in your mouth and we're even, but only after fucking doggystyle 😏

Ouch, why did you put it inside? Now I have to go to work with a creampie

I got fucked and stretched. The masseuse was a fucked-up masseuse, lucky me

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

Brought a lesbian friend over but my husband spotted and fucked us in the fmf 😰

We fucked behind my wife's back, she spilled it. But it was worth it 🔥

Courier, that's a joint, you're gonna fuck us in the fmf for that

You can tell the neighbor doesn't have a girlfriend, there's a lot of cum on his face

I'm already on my stepdad's lap and he won't put his dick in my mouth 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm not like that and I don't jerk off to customers! Wow, for 10 bitcoins, you're already on the dick

Where'd you come, bro? I wanted to suck a dick before the date, not get knocked up

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)