I got a thing for you, sister - I'm a virgin, make a man out of me

If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

We're on a business trip and I'm ovulating, fuck me

Why did she show me her boobs?! It's over, NoNutNovember has failed

If it's an ad, it's the only one! (Anna, 300 meters from you. Wants sex)

She made a scandal and then fucked me - wow, I didn't expect that 😳

How's that? Are you orgasmic, or are you gonna have a baby in nine months?

Students having fun fucking in the woods with strange men over the summer

Got drunk, wanted to fuck, and called her paramedic friends to the house

Good thing Daddy doesn't know what we're doing here!

Fucked three witches on Halloween — because it was to save his wife!

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

The way she gently sucks, I peed my pants 😍 (watching the movie was a success)

I don't need donations, I'll show everyone how I come for free

Making black and white porn where she asks for creampie over and over again

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

Brother, it's about time my dick got up. And you lie down while I work my mouth

That's how they give out orders in locker rooms - they suck customers

No more lesbians, we're fucking you with our dicks and you're enjoying it

Yeah, you got me, just like in the porno, will you give it to me?

When I saw my traveling companion's tits, I knew it was gonna be sex on a train

It'll feel good, I'll fuck you in the ass and you jerk yourself off gently

What's school, Dad? You better fuck me and let me go out at last