I'm not satisfied with your father, so I'm cheating. Can you put it in, by the way?

I can't sleep with excitement - if you don't tell anyone, I can suck your dick

If Dad finds out we're fucking, he'll kill us!

Time to call it a day 🥵 Oops, up 🙄 Okay, you got the hint, right?

I won't tell a friend that his fiancée is a whore, I'd rather fuck her myself

No choice, I'm in. I'll take cunnilingus to pay the rent

She's asking you to cum all over her 😍 Will you fill her tits with your dick?

She was sleeping so sweetly... I was hoping my sister wouldn't notice the dick in her mouth

I don't remember anything but her tits. You should fuck her for once in your life

The brunette took off her panties and came to visit with a bottle of champagne

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

I wanted to cum in her face, but she has such an ass - I'm going to cum there

The maids didn't wear panties on purpose to make money

Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

That's what girls see during cunnilingus. I'll lick her more often now

Wanted affection, but got a cum-covered cock inside - from a stranger 😳

Son, are you crazy? Massage me, not stick your dick in my pussy

I fucked your pussy with a black dick, so now you can fuck it in threes - it's okay

Are you sure it's not cheating? 🥵 I came and I'm covered in cum

Pretended to accidentally hit my ass - that's how 1st anal happened 😏

She's not wearing panties 👀 I'll have to wake her up or her dick's already standing up

Fucking nurse, after having sex with her, all my complaints went away

She's out of her mind! Instead of thanking me, she sat on top of me and fucked me

Why don't we fuck in the woods? I've got tits and an IMBA ass