I've been jerking you off and putting you on my dick for a minute. Squidward, come out!

A stranger's dick? I'm not afraid of it - I can fuck him myself 🎃

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

What a fucked up ex-fucking (spoiler alert - and fucking around, too 😡 )

You came, and then I came! But there's just one thing about you

Spread your legs, I'm gonna fuck you. You can't just lie there

I beat you, bro! Fuck me, I'm waiting for my prize orgasm

Fucking hell, I didn't get a visa out of line for nothing, look who the fuck I fucked

Letting a nigger cum in my wife - that's fucked up, I'm so brave, you know

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Dating an Asian woman always leads to fucking. I checked it out

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

Yeah, I watch porn and jerk off! You're peeping, and I want to have sex

Why look for a guy when you can squirt when your bro fucks you?

I fucked her gently, I came in her - oops, I'm a daddy now 🫢

I get that kind of innuendo, and I get it. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

Boy: licking is embarrassing. Man: enjoys the orgasms of his beloved

No one expected this ending - she offered to fuck my father

Holy shit, Deadpool's titty girl 🥵 Very sexy, I blew her

I left my boyfriend, no sex 🥺 Maybe I'll at least give the shrink a blowjob

I didn't expect my ass to throb from anal myself

I want me to sleep and my brother to come and fuck me. Done!

Your friend didn't cum in me - I tied him up and had a creampie

How risky is arousing - a guy taking a shower and a friend cums on his face