I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

You guilty, sister? You let me spill my sperm in your mouth, I won't tell my parents

Sister, you're a giver - what difference does it make whether you suck your brother or your friend

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

Exorcising a demon from my wife with a stoner on her face -- it's Halloween, baby

Patient, why are you lying around, at least fuck the nurse before you are discharged?

I jerked off with my tits, sucked my dick, and now I'm standing there waiting for him to put it in

It's been a long time since I've been to H&M, and they give blowjobs in the locker room

I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

They told me, "Don't go into the woods alone, or they'll fuck you. So I went

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

Yes, your friend is wearing two girls, but my boobs are big

When I asked for a ride, I wanted to ride a dick, but a motorcycle will do, too

Here I get sucked, there my friends get licked — why don't we fuck together?

She says she wants to spin on my dick, even though we are a public

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

She asked me to put it in her asshole, she doesn't need a finger there

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick

I don't get it — if the friend girl daughters on her dick, who sits on her face?

Performs marital duties, whether she wants to or not

Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

Hints are for coy girls, but this skank likes to ask for a dirty fuck

My dick is full of lube, but it doesn't go all the way into my tight pussy