"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

Why be shy when you want to fuck? Put your dick in here

I've already washed you here, but I still have to go over it with my dick, may I?

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Let's cum together - I'll cum anally and you cum up my ass 💦🍑

She showed her tits 😧 We should fuck her or she'll just sit there naked

You promised you'd suck and take cum on your ass, go ahead

Fulfilled your dream and fucked the teacher, even cums her glasses 💦👓

I went in and fucked the shit out of her, and I cum in her mouth

Fuck all you want, but don't tell the guy how I pay my rent

Why do I need my own house when I have the Chinese car industry? - car sex

Oops, my condom ripped, but I promise, no one gets knocked up the first time

Let's have one more shivering orgasm and then we'll cum - dibs on you

I asked for no creampie, but he still put his cum-covered dick in me

Her orgasms made her nipples erect! And I'm flooding her with cum

I can feel it's gonna be anal, he tore his tights for a reason

I was in a bar and I didn't get a picture. Neighbor, why don't you fuck me 😉 😉

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

That's the passion - I come, and he wants to fuck me after he's done

Oh, I can see your tits! Okay, I'm gonna pee, even though it's embarrassing 🤐

She's a natural born fucker - made to fuck you in the ass

I told the courier I didn't have cash, I'd pay with my body