Beer and fuck each other: that's how I met my ex-girlfriend

You talked me into a threesome - but I want you to share the sperm 🤤

You've got a husband, I've got a wife, we'll fuck and we won't tell about the affair, right?

Fucking up 🤯 Showing up drunk and making her fuck (cheating)

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

Meet my wife, we're gonna fuck her, and she's gonna rimmy us too

We had a drink and it was like I've never had such a good fuck in the bathhouse

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

Are you really gonna walk down the street with cum on your face? (yes 👀)

"Anal is not cheating!" - Trusted my stepmom, now she's got sperm in there

Imagine bringing your wife on vacation and there she is.... See for yourself! 😡

Listen, man, no time to talk. Your wife's drunk and she wants to cum

We fucked last night and I don't remember. Fuck me again, I want to come with you

I let mine get drunk with a friend, then they give me a double

A boyfriend? I don't need him anymore. I'm just coming with my new girlfriend

Got the sex epidemic virus, now she has rabies uteri 😱

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I'm gonna fuck you right here before my wife finds out 🥵 The bartender's got me

He jammed her mouth and fucked her. Her sister's drunk, she won't tell her wife

"I'll make a case for you or I'll fuck your body," that's what I gave the cop

Collector, you can't scare me with a dick, you can shove it up my ass

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later