I don't usually fuck Uber couriers, but I need to get back at my ex

He called me a whore and fucked me in the anus, and he promised me a picnic in the woods

They told me, "Don't go into the woods alone, or they'll fuck you. So I went

There's enough sperm for everyone, you just keep sucking each other's sperm

Honey, why don't we fuck? I'll take my panties off and sit on my dick

Is that just the head going in? There's not that much room in the anus

"Where the fuck were you yesterday?" — I'll flog you so you don't have to go out

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

I checked the asshole with my fingers — the hole works, you can insert it without lubrication

Friend girl, is the vibrator already in you? Let's go drive around town and cum

Friend girl, open your mouth — after fmf we always share cum

What do you mean, you didn't cum? Take your panties off, we're going to fix that

Who better to teach you how to fuck than your own father! But I didn't come inside for nothing

How do you choose whose girl is better? Let's fuck both of them, then we'll decide

Neighbor, look at my ass... Do you want to touch it?

Friend girl, can you help me come? I'm jerking myself off, but I can't have an orgasm

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

Girls, where did you come from? Do you like fmf? Well then stay 👌

Sure you can't become a secretary without fucking? — Nah, no way 😎

Honey, don't sulk, I'll fuck you quickly and play Cyberpunk

Ouch, he grabbed me by the throat, I got dizzy, cum faster

I sucked him off just to fuck him, and he came inside me, also twice

My wife even let me cum inside, as long as I didn't fuck the maid

I'm going to press this baby down harder so she doesn't resist the crepe 👌