How do you choose whose girl is better? Let's fuck both of them, then we'll decide

A friend only fucks his girlfriend, and I'm a free man — I choose

Hey, stop kissing, it's time to take off your panties for a threesome

Here I get sucked, there my friends get licked — why don't we fuck together?

We're not lesbians or swingers — we have the same house, so we make it work