- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later

Ouch, in the ass I wasn't expecting that! Doesn't everyone pay their husband's debts with anal 🤯

Sweetheart, we'll talk later - I don't talk with my mouth full

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

This is fucked up! I was fucking, enjoying myself, and my father's boyfriend came in me

Friend girl thinks her boyfriend is faithful. I'm already covered in his sperm

Can we not? Mom will wake up and tell her I'm with your creampie

Brought home a drunk friend and fucked his wife at the same time

Everybody's wives are jealous, and mine's got all my girlfriends on my dick

You can't cheat with tits like that. I want to cum on them too

"By the way, you're adopted!" - get the hint? Cause I'm stuck, and my son doesn't fuck around

You guys need a special invitation? Fuck me hard

✅ But that's not all - it's time to spread your pretty legs

Is she hinting at anal sex? 🙄 I'll think about it, and of course I'll say yes

A friend has a crush on my wife 😳 I'm gonna fuck her with him

I fucked my girlfriend, and then my wife 😰 I got them mixed up when I was asleep

Why go somewhere to cheat when there's a stepson at home with an erect penis?

Those secretaries on your payroll, asking you to fuck them for a bonus 🔥

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

How do you fuck your sister without her boyfriend finding out? 🤔 Oh, I'm going anal

I can't believe I'm holding my mom's boob! Can I dump inside?

She's the one offering me sex! And I'll make a habit of pissing in it too

I am the perfect secretary! My duties include mfm with my superiors

I love both boyfriend and girlfriend ❤️ What if you set them up with each other? 😏