And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

I thought my husband was asleep, so I fucked him... Okay, there's no shame in getting drunk

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

It's not often that Latin women come to visit — so he fucked both of them

Who's seducing who? There's no need for a hot milf to break down

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

We've met, we've had a drink, it's time to go to the bathroom, we're going to fuck

They drank wine to play the bottle and fuck other people's wives

Vacation is awesome, but let's get laid already, I don't like to stay in debt

You showed up drunk and lost your panties in a cab, so apologize

Is my husband cheating and I'm not allowed to? I came to whore with strangers

We know such prudes! A little wine and she's out of her panties

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

When there are no men around, but there is alcohol, we suddenly become lesbians

It's a good thing the friend girl didn't come — it's embarrassing to fuck the courier in front of her

You got me drunk on wine, now you're going to have to fuck me, too

They had a bottle and are already fucking in an orgy with strangers

My sister drank and let me touch her tits. What else can I do?