"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

Don't be sad, sister, but the guy fucker couldn't fuck you like that

No, look at how a whore's cunt can expand

And my sister didn't lie — you have a big dick. How do you fuck?

I'll give you a shag for helping you study — it's good to be of age

Thought she was talentless, but there she is, taking dicks

Why do I need a lesbian friend girl? Who else can lick my ass with their tongue?

I'll give you a good whipping first — it will make the anal pain seem less

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Who goes to a porn audition with a virginity? Okay, fuck you

I have a hard-on, and my sister's ass is beckoning. I'll stick it in once, it's no big deal

Oh, my mom needs the money - she's about to break down and go to jail

Honey, can I take off my condom, because how can you have such tits without sperm?

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

I gave her anilingus, now I'm ready for anal, I'm going to fuck her

Medical reform in action - now it's nice to get tested

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

You jerk off, you want cum on your face. Get on your dick and fuck till you cum

She showed her tits where to cum, said she knew what she came for👌

You're fucking jerking me off, bro - just ask for it and fuck me

No time to play, better tell me what to do with the cum - swallow it? 😳

Good thing my husband isn't home 👀 I'm being fucked to orgasm by a mutual acquaintance

Well, how else is a guy supposed to get revenge? He's got to swallow another man's dick

I don't know how to thank you for the 1st date - I'll sit on my dick, so be it