And my sister didn't lie — you have a big dick. How do you fuck?

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

I'm sitting here and you're jerking off? You can't come without a brother's dick anyway

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏