The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I'm coming and you're still on my dick! You're gonna jerk off, don't you want to be a mom?

Psychologist, I don't cum from meditation, can I switch to masturbation?

What an excuse, mom's not home, get your dick out, I'll give you a blowjob

Do you need a casting call to be a whore? Fuck, I'm not leaving here unemployed

I feel like she'll blow me and I'll look at the sea tomorrow

Don't be surprised that I fuck you all the time - you walk around naked

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

Fuck rougher, there's a lot of lube in the pussy, you can't hurt with a big dick

Everything hurts after training — I'll just lie down and you fuck

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

I escorted my husband out — I call my lover to go faster to fuck him

You came, didn't I? I won't put my panties on until I get high with shivering

I love thick dick — it makes my asshole squeeze when it enters my pussy

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

Mastercard has been disconnected — now you have to pay for trips like this

You know what to do — lick your balls and get more sperm

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

"Sperm monster in action" — brought to two orgasms in a row and flooded with sperm

It's Halloween, but I know how to talk Kisankanna into fucking

Declared a week of blowjobs, because she won't have sex these days either