He managed to bang his wife while the eggs were frying

I'm a lusher, I'll suck your dick without blackmailing you, but you'll suck my dick too, brother

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

No, honey, dressed like a whore, get a dick, work can wait

Anatomy should be studied in practice — take off your pants, let's play

The chief forbade fucking in the workplace-let's go in the toilet then

Fucked up my roommate, called him to fix my laptop so he could fuck me

Won Mortal Kombat and stripped Darcy Dark naked

We didn't come here to enjoy nature, did we? Anyway, I'm taking my clothes off

Never had sex? This needs to be fixed now, sister

She showed me her tits, so I fucked her. I hope my wife doesn't find out

I'm a faithful wife, but my friend has a bigger dick, so I cheat

Fucked up the psychologist with stories about cheating — now he's going to fuck her up

She asked me to cum in her and now she's licking cum out of her - logic🧐

Sister, I got you out of the washer — now you help me too

I saw her tits and I got a hard-on - I even gave her money for cheating

Now come inside. You can't get knocked up with a dick like that

She said she cummed, and she didn't lie, she squirted all over my dick

I didn't know if she wanted a creampie, but I cum inside just in case

Oh, is that a creampie? - Don't worry, I'm the one who took a dump in your ass

You're fucking jerking me off, bro - just ask for it and fuck me

I came in the sexologist. Oh. Why, she started jerking me off herself

Hey, buddy, you know what I'm saying? Why don't you fuck me then 🥹

You didn't shy away from it, you showed and gave it all - fuck, your work ✅